[color=#000]Gus[/color],[color=#000] service please[/color],[color=#000] get me a German stout[/color]

[color=#000]And listen to me while I lay my problem out:[/color]

[color=#000]My love affair is on the rocks[/color],[color=#000] Barbie and I had a spout.[/color]

[color=#000]Barbie quarreled about Labatts[/color],[color=#000] we fought about Bud lite;[/color]

[color=#000]She says the brew makes of me such an ungodly sight.[/color]

[color=#000]Please pour the beer in a frosted mug let me consider awhile;[/color]

[color=#000]Barbies voluptuous alluring figure[/color],[color=#000] and her sweat comely smile.[/color]

[color=#000]Sure neighbors and relatives they think her ever so fine[/color],

[color=#000]And my debauched lifestyle well[/color],[color=#000] they'll sorely malign.[/color]

[color=#000]My parents and relatives they think that she's the perfect lass[/color],

[color=#000]But the fairest of cheeks must wrinkle[/color],[color=#000] and the truest of loves must pass.[/color]

[color=#000]This is no light decision[/color],[color=#000] nor one from which I'll bail;[/color]

[color=#000]So open nother cold bottle please[/color],[color=#000] please make this one an ale.[/color]

[color=#000]She'll make a loyal wife1 and bare a flock of kids[/color],

[color=#000]But neither she nor them will earn a blumming quid.[/color]

[color=#000]My house[/color],[color=#000] will be full of noisy kids and cluttered with their toys[/color],

[color=#000]But I'm a grown man[/color],[color=#000] and kids bring me no joys.[/color]

[color=#000]Instead of a fine new car[/color],[color=#000] and staying at swank resorts[/color],

[color=#000]We'll stay at my parent's cabin and sleep on the davenports.[/color]

[color=#000]To paying for their food[/color],[color=#000] and buy them fine clothes[/color],

[color=#000]I'll need to work long hours[/color],[color=#000] a thing I surely loathe.[/color]

[color=#000]My sweet Barbie wants me to bear her yoke[/color],

[color=#000]Yet beers are cheap[/color],[color=#000] and family will keep me broke.[/color]

[color=#000]My God! that went so quick! there's nothing but suds;[/color]

[color=#000]Yes[/color],[color=#000] fill it up my empty jug[/color],[color=#000] your tap still has some Bud.[/color]

[color=#000]The love of sweet loyal woman is truly a special thing;[/color]

[color=#000]I'll toil all day[/color],[color=#000] shell get my pay[/color],[color=#000] and treat me like a king.[/color]

[color=#000]The creating of life. . . the  rearing of kids is our blessed task;[/color]

[color=#000]So me Barb requires of me that I give up the liquor flask.[/color]

[color=#000]Gus pour me nother cerveca[/color],[color=#000] make it Corona Dark;[/color]

[color=#000]Barbie will have no rivals[/color],[color=#000] she thinks I'm an easy mark.[/color]

[color=#000]If now I give up drink[/color],[color=#000] . . my life will be so stark.[/color]

[color=#000]No days blatto in this ole tavern[/color],[color=#000] I'll be off with the kids in the park.[/color]

[color=#000]Sadly Allen[/color],[color=#000] David[/color],[color=#000] and Bill will drink a toast to me:[/color]

[color=#000]"Hells bells[/color],[color=#000] such times he'll neer more see."[/color]

[color=#000]Now that I'm at the bottom[/color],[color=#000] a Canadian larger please.[/color]

[color=#000]I can hear her say[/color],[color=#000] the damn drinking[/color],[color=#000] its a social disease.[/color]

[color=#000]Barb says this brew is ruling my mind[/color],[color=#000]turning me into a rake;[/color]

[color=#000]So she demands sobriety[/color],[color=#000] or no vows with me she'll take.[/color]

[color=#000]A man's word[/color],[color=#000] his mark[/color],[color=#000] and my vows I always keep[/color],

[color=#000]So which ever I choose[/color],[color=#000] I'll make my heart weep.[/color]

[color=#000]Now let me ponder a while on which shall me beguile:[/color]

[color=#000]To drink till I stink[/color],[color=#000] or change my lifestyle?[/color]

[color=#000]The aroma[/color],[color=#000] its color[/color],[color=#000] and whiteness of head[/color],

[color=#000]Or wed a wife and have children instead?[/color]

[color=#000]Shall the candle be burnt at both ends[/color],[color=#000] the flame will be ever so bright[/color],

[color=#000]Or to mend my ways and do what's Christian[/color],[color=#000] proper[/color],[color=#000] and right.[/color]

[color=#000]I feel like I'm caught by the tail[/color],[color=#000] to be flayed for sale;[/color]

[color=#000]So open one more bottle[/color],[color=#000] Gus[/color],[color=#000] make this an ice-cold ale.[/color]

[color=#000]In time the kids grow up . . . my wife be old and gray;[/color]

[color=#000]But the joys of sporting life will be had till on the deathbed I lay.[/color]

[color=#000]The kids and wife are a task[/color],[color=#000] the house will be my vault,[/color]

[color=#000]But the joys of the drinking life[/color],[color=#000] for sure will my heart exults.[/color]

[color=#000]Pour me another beer[/color],[color=#000] hey Gust the case is almost dead[/color],

[color=#000]And though my head does spin[/color],[color=#000] everything has been said.[/color]

[color=#000]Hey Gus[/color],[color=#000] get another case[/color],[color=#000] get the frosted mugs;[/color]

[color=#000]Hey guys[/color],[color=#000] lets give the suds a tug.[/color]

[color=#000]Now answer me true[/color],[color=#000] which is the better portion, bondage bought with a ring[/color],

[color=#000]Or out with you guys carousing till dawn on a drunken fling???[/color]